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I'm hungry, guys

I really am. My vision is blurry and I don't know what to do about it. There used to be a time when life was simpler, I think. I recall, vaguely, just weeping to announce the hunger pangs and soon enough sopping wet organic milkbags would appear in my vicinity and I'd just suck like a mammalian mosquito until I was full. I liked that subscription plan. Why was it changed without my permission? Damn.

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